Wednesday, October 16, 2013

59 Hilarious but True Programming Quotes for Software Developers

I have collected a lot of programming quotes which are anyhow related to the life of a software developer. These quotes are related to software development  maintenance, debugging, software bugs, software design and documentation, code quality, testing and management etc. Below are 59 programming quotes which are hilarious but also true. Only a software developer can understand the worth of these programming quotes. So lets start... 

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  • Once a new technology starts rolling, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. (Stewart Brand)
  • In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. (Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut)
  • The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. (Anonymous)
  • Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. (Alan Kay)
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